it just doesn't translate

i got a baby's brain and a old mans heart
i'm 35 and i like it

10K

i have decided to run in the turkey trot this year. i need to go from not running at all to running 10k (6.25 miles) on thanksgiving morning. i have less than 3 months to get ready.

ugh!

wtf am i thinking.

world domination

i had a dream this morning that i was dictator of a small country leading my army in the attack of a neighboring land. it was the most vivid and disturbingly gory dream that i have ever remember having.

i kind of liked it.

when i woke up i realized that my alarm clock was playing npr.

fucking news!